first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
(Source: iguanamouth, via ruinedchildhood)
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
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margaery tyrell is the ultimate gold digger she’s had three husbands and didn’t have to bang one of them a single time dude she’s on a whole other level
(Source: daeneryus, via gayrell)